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Christmas Is Canceled This Year

Replace your stupid Santa Claus hat with a black veil and tell the kids not to bother jumping out of bed at 4 in the damn morning like crackheads on December 25th, because 2010 is the year without Christmas! How can Christians and people who just want free gifts (aka me) celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus without hearing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's voice?! The answer: we can't! So Christmas is officially over now that Rudolph is a mute! E! Online reports that Billie Mae Ric...

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15:13 on September 15 2010

Christmas Is Canceled This Year

Dlisted — Replace your stupid Santa Claus hat with a black veil and tell the kids not to bother jumping out of bed at 4 in the damn morning like crackheads on December 25th, be... more info

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