Close Your Mouth!

Lily Allen is now video blogging and she needs to learn how to do that shit with her mouth closed! She's eating her lunch while talking about boring shit and I swear I can practically see her food going down her throat. If I look close enough I can see her digesting it. That is not right. Lily ends the video by saying she's going to get a colonic and she's a bit scares. Oh, it's nothing. It's the same thing as sticking a water pick up your ass. I mean, somebody told m...

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