Coming Soon: Bieber On Your Nails

When Justin Bieber runs his fingers through his ethereal upside down hair bowl, his nails get covered in a sparkly syrup that regularly secretes out of his skull pores. Sparkly syrup that is usually found on the tip of a unicorn's peen. Because The Lesbeaver cares about his fans so much (and because the evilings controlling his strings care about money so much), he has decided to share his glittery pore sweat with the world in nail polish form. Justin and the brand Nicole have joined forces...

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