Dancing With La Toya

Ever since Michael Jackson moonwalked off to heaven, La Toya's vagina has grabbed on to the giant dildo known as fame and hasn't let go. AND SHE NEVER WILL! Toy Toy is back (insert dick slappy dance or groan here). UsWeekly says that La Toya might take a break from solving the world's greatest mysteries to jiggle her bought-and-paid-for chichis on Dancing with the Has-Beens this season. Apparently, the producers offered her a spot on the show and now she's "in talks." Toy Toy...

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