Dancing With The Has-Beens: No Dollar Store Trophy For Mop Head

CHERYL BURKE'S black magic voodoo spells have backfired yet again! People reports that her partner Tom Delay will announce on tonight's episode of Dancing with Faces from the Milk Carton that he has to quit that shit due to foot injuries. Tom suffered stress fractures in both of his hooves after Mop Head accidentally sat on them during rehearsals. I made that last part up. On last night's episode, Tom said that the doctors and producers urged him to stop dancing, but he loves tort...

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