Dear Katy Perry: Please Stop Shooting Things From Your Breasts. Mkay? Thanks.

The video for Katy Perry's new song "Firework" is out and it's a huge deviation for the pop star. It's an inspirational message aimed at teens who are facing difficulties in their lives. Gone are the Candyland costumes and hypercolor wigs and the animated gummy bears. And she's really toned down the obsession with her breasts. Oh wait. Nope. There's a big fireworks explosion coming out of her boobs. Why? Because she's being an inspiration to younguns, people! If you can get over cancer, and sto...

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