Dear Ladies Of Hollywood, Joan Collins Is Judging You

Joan Collins, the official authority on glamour and elegance, thinks the Hollywood stars of today are a bunch of homely and sloppy ugly-ings who aren't even beautiful enough to lay out her sleepin' diamonds on her satin comforter before bed or spit shine the solid gold claws on her tub. They are so ordinary that Joan won't even kick at them while they are scrubbing her marble floors! Joan misses the old days of Hollywood when a woman's beauty made the MGM lion roar. Nowadays,...

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