Death Cab For Cutie Wishes Black People Could Be As Soulful As Indie Rock [Clara Peller Dept.]

Death Cab For Cutie have taken a political stand against AutoTune, the devil scourge that puts the moral turpitude of our nation's teenagers at risk, exposing them to savage robot noises, leaving them confused and helpless. All that bleeping and blooping and buying of dranks! Thank god there's Ben Gibbard—savior of the flaccid—to speak out about this national dilemma! Death Cab wore suits and blue ribbons (pictured above) to the Grammy Awards to raise awareness of the fact that T-Pain would ...

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