Don't Do It, Charlize!

Yes, that picture is fucking old. It's when Tommy Girl wasn't a creepy butt plug and Charlize Theron was poor. Well, poorer than she is now. Charlize Theron is about to break my no-heart by agreeing to star opposite John Travolta's scissor sister in a movie called "The Tourist." It's a remake of the 2005 French film. Coming Soon reports that Charlize is in talks to play an "Interpol agent who uses an American tourist in an attempt to flush out an elusive criminal with whom sh...

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