Don't Ever Fucking Touch Justin Bieber

And not only because you might end up sharing bathroom duty with Roman Polanski in prison if you do. But also because if you even lay one finger on The Lesbeaver, he will chomp on you like Queen Latifah on a basket of warm muffins. Don't let the fact that he can't get through a night without pee pee-ing in his bed fool you. The Lesbeaver is not the one. David Koch, the host of Australia's Sunrise show, said in a radio interview yesterday that Justin Bieber is a diva bitch-in-train...

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