Don't Ever Take Zac Efron's Picture When He's Standing Near A Bunch Of Dildos

Or is the plural of dildo "Kardashians"? I'm not sure. Anyway, a paparazzo was strolling by the window of the Fantasy World sex shop in the West Village the other day when something shiny, plastic and beautiful caught his eye. The paparazzo looked into the window and saw the most pretty and special dildo he's ever seen in his life and it was surrounded by a bunch of homely dildos. And as the paparazzo's body twitched while thinking about all the places he'd like to take that...

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