End Of Days: White Oprah Has To Get A Job

This is what it looks like at the Lohan house right now: the medicine cabinets are bare, the mirrors are completely clean and the Svedka vodka truck did not show up for its daily delivery due to non-payment. That's because White Oprah's main ho is in "desperate financial shape" and is about to snort up her last dollar. So THAT's why the ginger cokeyhead went to a few AA meeting this past weekend. FREE POWDERED DONUTS! Hey, if you hum the theme song to Scarface while snorting up po...

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