Event Report: I Have Now Heard Cee-Lo's "F*** You" Live

I went to a party yesterday. Would you like to hear about it? I see no reason why you wouldn't, because parties are awesome, unless they are lame. But this one was not lame because there was free beer and also tacos. Tacos, you guys, tacos. Question: If 200 enthusiastic party-goers are each holding a glass tumbler full of Heineken, how long will it take for your super-chill vibe to be disrupted by the sound of shattering glass? A: Approximately 2.5 minutes, unless the music is especially loud....

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