Everybody But Justin Bieber Has Selena Gomez’s New Phone Number
“Hmmm…that’s odd. I’ve sent at least a dozen dick pics and haven’t gotten a single text back. Maybe her phone crashed from how impressive my big boy parts are. That must be it.” There are many small joys in this life. One of my favorites is texting someone you haven’t spoken to in a while […]
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