FUTURE EX-MRS. ROSENBERG PERFORMING CARCASS’ “CORPORAL JIGSORE QUANDARY” ON PIANO MAKES MY HEART MELT

Last month, Vince posted a video of a really, really beautiful young woman performing a really, really beautiful rendition of Mastodon’s “Oblivion” on the piano. But one of the key differences between me and Vince is that I like my women to be batshit crazy. So fuck traditional beauty — I much prefer Ukrainian pianist Viktoriya [...]

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