Franz Ferdinand, Beady Eye, Blue - This Week's Singles Reviewed

Blue - I Can Ah, Eurovision. That annual atrocity of laser-white teeth and tactical voting that so revels in strapping music to a seatless chair, drilling out its eyeballs with cheesy Balearic pop choruses, burning off its fingernails with the oxyacetylene torch of whining Turkish torch-song balladry and whipping its gonads into a bloody, pulverised mulch with the flailing bows of novelty flying violinists. Into the fray this year step Blue, certain that their place at the top table of UK pop...

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