George Michael? Taxi for you | Victoria Coren

It'd be so much better for him if the singer got the munchies instead of going for a spinThe big question about George Michael is: why doesn't he take a taxi?It's 2010. Surely Addison Lee don't care if you're cruising Hampstead Heath, as long as you pay the waiting time.Why doesn't he hire a chauffeur? He's got pots of cash. He must see that driving his own car is not turning out very well.Cannabis inspires, in most people, a craving for pizza and jelly babies. In George Michael, it seems to cre...

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