Get Your Disaster Porn Fix For The Day: Trailer For '2012' Boners Up Destruction Of Mother Earth

The trailer for "2012," seemingly a deep fetishization of global disasters and modern apocalypse, replete with slow-motion oceans and gigantic Naval boats washing over the White House (you get the sense that an animators and geeks are erect in collective unison), is simply hilarious.1. It's introduced by Roland Emmerich. Why? Who exactly gives a flying fuck? What is this hack ("Independence Day") Scorsese?2. It's CGI-laden up the hilt and will probably make "Avatar" feel handwoven.3. It stars Jo...

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