Goopy Paltrow Had To Shave Her Goop Fur Off To Wear This Dress

Suck on a ginger candy and get yourself a tall glass of soda water and a plate of saltines, because the heaves are a comin'. Goopy Paltrow tells Ellen, in an episode airing today, that she obviously couldn't wear panties under the dress she wore to the Iron Man 3 premiere in Hollywood, so she had to do a little last-minute goop grooming. Goopy wants us to believe that dress was her only dress option (eye roll #1) and that she had no choice but to wear it (eye roll #2) and so her people...

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