HA! Bristol Palin lost!

The finale of Dancing With The Washed-Up Has-Beens was last night, and oh praised be little baby Jeebus, Jennifer Grey won instead of Bristol Palin. Does that mean Bristol will finally go away already? Pretty please? If your only claim to fame is fucking Levi Johnston and nearly winning a show because your Mom looks like Tina Fey, you fail at life. Either way, Bristol has something to brag about if talk at the Palin dinner table turns toward vote-getting ability. Just like her mom, Sarah, and...

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