Harry Styles Stands Up For Gay Rights, Gives Me An Equality Boner

Y'know, for a nineteen-year old famous kid, Harry Styles has it together pretty hard. I think I recall comparing him to Justin Bieber five hundred to a thousand times in the past, but it's becoming more and more clear to me that Harry is the vastly preferable of the two. I both regret and rescind those statements, and I hope you'll accept my apologies. This is the first mistake I've ever made, obviously, so I hope you can show a little empathy. More »Harry Styles Stands Up For Gay Rights, Gives...

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