Harry Styles Talks About His Penis, In Related News The Police Will Probably Arrest Me For Stringing Those 6 Words Together

I knew today would be a special day when I woke up. I could just tell by the way my homemade Harry Styles doll stared in my eyes when my alarm went off. And the way my new One Direction tattoo glistened in the flourescent lights of the bathroom. The blue ink shined so brilliantly that I couldn't help think to myself, "THIS is what makes you beautiful." More » Post from: Crushable

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