Woah! What's up with your eyes, Chris Martin?
Oh wait, we know. Your wife Gwyneth Paltrow has your balls in a dead lifeless grip telling you if she finds out you cheated on her you'll be castrated.
We kid. We kid.
The Coldplay frontman was actually at an event in London Thursday night hosted by Harper's Bazaar.
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Perez Hilton — Woah! What's up with your eyes, Chris Martin?
Oh wait, we know. Your wife Gwyneth Paltrow has your balls in a dead lifeless grip telling you if she finds out you cheated ... more info