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Because of fucking course they have one, Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard is shopping around a sex tape featuring his inflata-wife, Heidi Montag and one of the twins that was hob-knobbing Hugh Hefner's impotent, geriatric dong. Thankfully, they're all handling this in the most dignified of ways... "Promises you the Citizen Kane of sex tapes. Honestly, Orson Wells makes a guest appearance," Spencer Pratt tweeted over the weekend. "Recommends you wait for the Special Edition Sex Tape. Blu-Ray, directo...

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