The Rollie EggMaster Egg Cooking System!
Making eggs is really, really hard (no, it really, really isn't). When you crack one open, the yolk flies everywhere (no, it doesn't) and afterward your kitchen counter and cooktop look like they were the scene of a messy, gross bukkake orgy with a bunch of hens. When you cook them on a pan, they fall apart and it gets so frustrating that you just break down on the floor, punch the kitchen cabinets and yell at everyone around you before running...
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