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Jaws from Universal Studios Orlando's Jaws ride! Childhoods shriveled down into dehydrated chum yesterday when Universal Studios in Orlando announced that they are releasing the Jaws ride back into the wild on January 2nd after 21 years of scaring small stupid children who really believed that shit was a real shark. Universal Studios is bull dozing that bitch down to bring in an "exciting new attraction" (I'm thinking it's going to be Doritos and Universal Studios presents Justin ...

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