Mimi, La Bruja's confidante and lady-in-waiting on The Real Housewives of Miami.
RHOA came back for a second season Thursday night (but my ass didn't get to watch until yesterday) and it is so scripted, so fake and the acting is so terrible it makes telenovelas look like documentaries on life in the Latino community. Just like the first season, the only reason to watch that mess is to feed your soul with the waves of spiritual enlightenment and shards of broken moon glass shooting out ...