Hot Slut Of The Week: Billy Mays

Birthday: July 20, 1958 Age: 50 Birth Name: William D. Mays Original Date of HS of the Day: September 3, 2008 Claim to Fame: Billy started selling shit right out of high school. He used to sell portable washing machines on the Atlantic City boardwalk. He quickly moved up the ranks and eventually became the main saleswhore for Orange Glo and Oxi Clean. Where is he now? Probably tightening the rope on his nutsack. That's how he keeps his voice so constipated sounding. Why is he HS of the Week...

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