Hot Sluts Of The Day!

Tonight's the MTV JustPretendWeDontShowVideosAnymoreAndOnlyShowKnockedUpTeenSlut Awards and we should all just assume that MTV will finally do things right by giving the Video Vanguard Award to the only twirling Spanish pop queens from the 80s who deserve it: Locomía! My aunt has a giant fan hanging over her leather puffy couch in her living room and it's her way of paying homage to Locomía. Long before, Kunty Karl Lagerfeld chilled the air with the ice cold windy waves of cuntines...

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