How Many Of The "Stars" From The New Dancing With The Stars Cast Do You Recognize?

This morning, ABC announced the names of the bright shiny has-beens who will pop their pussies for their 16th minute on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. I only squinted my eyes (like Giggy above) and whispered out a "Harpo, who dis woman?" when I read the names Victor Ortiz and Jacoby Jones (the sports dudes, of course). I recognized 9 out of the 11 names. That's not bad. But then again my brain is a pop culture trash heap covered with seagull shit and if the new cast of DWTS was f...

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