Hulk Hogan Is Opening A Breastaraunt

Florida is the land where PCP zombies eat people's faces, Christian Slater's importance isn't recognized, and true beauty is found. It will now have a state restaurant because Florida resident Hulk Hogan is opening an eatery. Brooke Hogan must need a job, and personal buttocks masseuse to her father has probably taken a John Travolta-esque turn for the worse by now. It's going to be one of those places where the waitresses dress like perky whores, and use their tits to distra...

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