I Hope The Execs At MTV Like Shit Ratings, Because Taylor Swift Is Not Going To The VMAs!
“Oh God, don’t look now, but I think Alfalfa Sprout of Sunnybrook Farm is trying to look sexy for the paps again… My heart can’t take anymore secondhand embarrassment” is what that dude behind her is thinking to himself, obviously. Taylor Swift reportedly didn’t submit herself for any MTV VMA nominations and so she didn’t get […]
Dlisted — “Oh God, don’t look now, but I think Alfalfa Sprout of Sunnybrook Farm is trying to look sexy for the paps again… My heart can’t take anymore secondhand embarras... more info