I Want A Lil' Top Hat

It must be nice to be Dita Von Teese. You can sort of get away with wearing an extra homo top hat out in public. I want to wear one, but I wouldn't make it halfway down the street without getting into several bitch slap fights with lil' top hat haters. Besides, I would probably look like Mr. Peanut's pre-op son that nobody ever talks about. Dita wore this shit to some Patrick Demarchelier party in Paris last night. I'm pretty convinced that Dita is going to outlive us all. Sh...

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