If Sharon And Ozzy Osbourne Are Separating, I’m Giving Up On Dysfunctional Love Altogether

Danny Devito and Rhea Pearlman.  Amy Poehler and Will Arnett.  Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne.  I know this sounds like a game of "one of these things is not like the other" and you're right, it is.  But while the first two couples' separation announcements left me in a deep depression, I can't imagine a world where Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne aren't screaming in shrill, vulgar British at each other More »If Sharon And Ozzy Osbourne Are Separating, I’m Giving Up On Dysfunctional Love Altogether is...

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