Introducing The Manliest Scent In The World

Bruce Willis is hoping to make your nostrils scream "Yippee ki yi yay, motherfucker" with his brand new fragrance for men, which will keep millions of dust particles company on the back shelf of every discount drugstore in Germany. Surprisingly, Bruce's new cologne doesn't reek of dried play blood, gunpowder, Ashton Kutcher's saliva, the tip of a potato, burnt scalp, digested Propecia pills, dead people and Mr. Clean's pit sweat. No, the company putting out this mess says it ...

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