Isn't This Illegal?!

When you're doing illegal acts of NO with your underage boyfriend and he asks you why do you have a hair cape growing down in your "just for me" area, that's your cue to hand him your big girl business card and tell him to call you as soon as his balls drop and somebody lets him know about the birds and the bees. When your boyfriend still gets birthday cards from his pediatrician, you should probably roll out of his race car bed and keep walking. When your boyfriend tells you that you ...

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