It's Miss America 1987!

Wearing this dress is only acceptable if the year is 1987, you live in Arkansas, your name is Destiny and you accessorize this shit with a broken condom baby in your stomach and a six-pack of Natty Ice as your wedding bouquet. Oh and some Whitesnake song better be the wedding march. This dress also works if you're my abuelita and you're wearing it on your head to Sunday mass. Okay, I know this is Miss America and all, but Katie Stam from Indiana should have not been crowned while wear...

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