JLo Doesn't Know How To Pick A Man

In the current issue of Vogue, JLo's manager Benny Medina basically says in so many words that she's as good at picking a man as she is at singing live without making people diarrhea from their ears. Benny says that JLo basically suffers from JenniferLoveHewitt-itis, because the bitch always needs a man and if you're desperate, needy and obsessively slobbering on her roasted pork ass cheeks, she'll put you on payroll as her full-time piece. Benny gave this sermon of truthines...

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