Jackson Rathbone Was The Only Beauty In Red At Last Night's Twatlight Premiere

The microwaved celery stalk that is Ashley Greene showed up to last night's Breaking Dawn premiere in L.A. with a giant red lace tampon cozy on her body and a look on her face like she just assumes the voice of Chris de Burgh flew into everyone's heads as soon as they laid eyes on her. But this basic bland bitch's bubble burst (Note: I'll wait here while you untwist your eyes) and her insides turned the color of her last name when she heard the sound of dozens of man anuses p...

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