Jean-Claude Van Damme Knows How To Charm The Ladies

There was a time when some of us would gladly put our asses up in the air for Jean-Claude Van Damme, but nowadays we'd only raise our butts to fart in his fug face. His FACE! He looks like the bastard love child of the Hunchback of Notre Dame and a downsy iguana. Jean-Claude still thinks he's got the shit, because he's still shamelessly hitting on girls old enough to be his daughter. Jean-Claude is infamous for being a manwhore who can't keep his cheesy peen in his surfer pan...

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