Jennifer Grey Is Going To Take This!

Whenever the new cast of Dancing with the Has-Beens is announced, I always call my mom up to see how many names set off a DING DING DING in her head. If she knows at least 5 names, that means the cast is filled with starry A-listers (this has never happened). Unfortunately, I didn't get to do this last night since I was too busy healing my ear drums with lukewarm oil after watching Godzilla vs. Cloverfield on Bravo. My guess is that my mother isn't going to recognize 5 names this seas...

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