Jessica Is Lovin' It

I didn't mean that in a McDonald's way. Okay, yes I did, but I also meant that Jessica Simpson is absolutely busting pussy Whoppers over all the attention she's getting about this FAT shit. Last night during my nightly ritual of watching all those entertainment shows while eating a nutritious snack (a microwaved powdered donut with Hershey syrup on top), I almost chucked at all the Jessica Simpson coverage. That damn picture of her smothered crotch kept flashing on my screen. It a...

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