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Jessica Simpson's Chocha Will Bring The Great Flood Of 2012

The entire county of Los Angeles has been put on flood alert and every citizen has been given a pair of water wings and told to watch out for floating bits of undigested Slutty Brownies. This happened after Jessica Simpson went on Jimmy Kimmel last night and told him that the reason why she looks like a SpongeBob hot air balloon in a yallaw wig is because she's got three lakes full of baby water up in there. "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.... Apparently I have a lo...

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19:05 on March 20 2012

Jessica Simpson's Chocha Will Bring The Great Flood Of 2012

Dlisted — The entire county of Los Angeles has been put on flood alert and every citizen has been given a pair of water wings and told to watch out for floating bits of undigested... more info

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