Jessica Simpson Still Assaults Us In The Checkout Lane For Some Reason
Uhhmm, if Jessica Simpson is playing bingo halls, then why is she still landing magazine covers?????
Why can't they just let this barely C-lister flail around on Dancing With The Stars and then fade gracefully into Z-List-ness????
This must be the doing of some Papa Joe witchcraft!
Anyway, J. Simpleton is on the cover of Marie Claire and [...]
Perez Hilton — Uhhmm, if Jessica Simpson is playing bingo halls, then why is she still landing magazine covers?????
Why can't they just let this barely C-lister flail around on Dancing ... more info