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Jessica Simpson Wants An Intellectual Man

In an interview with Extra (via UsWeekly), Jessica Simpson sounds like a generic eHarmony ad when talking about what she's looking for in a man. If I was her, I'd say I was looking for one that wouldn't leave my vag cold the day before my birthday, but Jessica is aiming high. If you've ever wanted to win an open mic comedy night, just read this quote from Jessica word for word and you'll be rewarded with a hurricane of queefs, laughs and drink tickets. Now let's han...

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19:56 on October 29 2009

Jessica Simpson 'Wants Artistic Boyfriend'

AngryApe — And he's gotta be an "intellectual" more info
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20:10 on October 29 2009

What Jessica Simpson Wants in a Man

People.com — The signer is looking for a creative, intellectual and spiritual guy. Oh, and confident, too more info
Jessica Simpson
22:13 on October 29 2009

Jessica Simpson's desires

CNN Showbiz — When it comes to finding the right man, Jessica Simpson wants it all. more info
Jessica Simpson
01:17 on October 30 2009

What Jessica Simpson wants in a man

I don't want to get bored, says Simpson, 29. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men ... people that will always keep me intrigued. more info
Jessica Simpson
13:01 on October 30 2009

Jessica Simpson Eyes An Intellectual Lover?

Starpulse — Jessica Simpson is tired of dating jocks and musicians - she's ready for an academic. The singer has endured a string of failed relationships [...] Read more! more info
Jessica Simpson
12:26 on October 30 2009

Jessica Simpson Wants An Intellectual Man

Dlisted — In an interview with Extra (via UsWeekly), Jessica Simpson sounds like a generic eHarmony ad when talking about what she's looking for in a man. If I was her, I'... more info
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