Jewel Of Denial

The Los Angeles County D.A. is trying to decide whether or not to press charges against Lindsay Lohan for walking out of a store in Venice, CA with a $2,500 necklace around her neck and without a receipt for that shit in her suction cup hands. Kleptohan's stylist returned the necklace to the police a hot second after a judge issued a warrant to search her house of delusion, but that doesn't mean she's off the hook. Blohan already queefed out her signature "Who? What? Huh? Where am...

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