I don't usually cover football or sports shit (the golden kind not included) here at Dlisted unless the story's main character is BULGE, but this story molested its way into my inbox so many times and so I took that as a sign. Besides, that picture has a buffet of man bulge (that bulge on the far left looks like a sack of fingerling potatoes and I've got the cream if he's ready to mash), so technically I'm within the guidelines.
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Dlisted — I don't usually cover football or sports shit (the golden kind not included) here at Dlisted unless the story's main character is BULGE, but this story molested... more info