John Mayer Admits He's The Biggest Jerk-Off In The World
In a new interview with Rolling Stone, John Mayer continues to sound like a teenage character in a John Hughes movie who just had his first hit of the good shit.
John queefs about everything from how he can't stop making his penis barf to how he's looking for the Joshua Tree of vaginas (to go with his Death Valley of penises).
John gives me Tourettes. One second, I'm laughing at the ridiculous shit he says (i.e. brain bath, more butt holes than a proctologist), and the next second...
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