John Rich's Wife Gave Birth To A White Rapper

John Rich, one half of the country duo Big & Rich, and his wife welcomed a baby boy on Sunday in Nashville. And they welcomed the poor kid by naming him CASH RICH. That's no fucking welcome. John has been keeping that name in his pocket for years. IN THIS ECONOMY, that name sounds a little cocky. Layaway Plan, Rent-To-Own or Credit Rich would've been more appropriate. I'm a little surprised that John didn't go all the way by naming his son Ca$h Money Rich. I'm sure John ...

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