Johnny Depp On St. Angie And Playing A Gay Pirate

Mickey Mouse gives Miley Cyrus a slow clap every time she pops her crotch like her clit's a paddle ball champion, but yet he sticks his gloves in his ear holes and scurries from the room if he hears that one of his creations is GAY! In an interview with the one and only Patti Smith for Vanity Fair, Johnny Depp says that the Disney executives threw holy water and hissed at his portrayal of Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny says that Michael Eisner wanted to know if Jack Sparro...

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